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WHAT THE HELL IS AN IMUS?
by
"Rodent"
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On the first day of spring Sherman and
Christy Barnett drove to the Auto Body Express to see an
Imus in the flesh.
Sherman, the owner of
Barnett Harley-Davidson drove with Christy the 300+ plus
miles from El Paso, Texas to Santa Fe, New Mexico to see
an Imus and was rewarded with not one Imus, but three
Imus's together.
There was an Imus family.
Don Imus, his wife Deidre Coleman Imus and brother Fred
Imus.
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owns and operates the Auto Body Express on
Cerrillos Road, opposite the Hotel Santa Fe on
the edge of the Hysterical District, near the
Santa Fe Plaza. No ya can't get your auto fixed
at the Auto Body Express cause it's a very trendy
Santa Fe style shoppe. How it ended up with that
name is a long story. Drop in and ask Fred about
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Deidre
Coleman Imus is a beautiful young blond former actress
who is madly in love with husband, Don.
Now we come to Fred's
older brother Don. Don is an author. He wrote the great
American novel, "God's Other Son", the saga of
irreverent, Reverend Billy Sol Hargus. He is a best
selling photographer. His book shot with Fred's help made
the New York Times Best Seller List. That book "Two
Guys, Four Corners" contains great photos of the
Colorado, Utah, Arizona, New Mexico area. The only fours
states that meet. Check your map if you don't believe.
With captions by Don, it is a hilarious book of fine
images.
Last, but not least Don
hosts the Imus In The Morning talk radio show. He is the
premier proponent of Hate Radio with credentials to prove
it.
Imus referes to that as the
"speech from hell".
At an major event in
Washington, Don was on the dais making insulting jokes
about the President of the United States and seated
directly in front of him was William Jefferson Clinton
and his wife Hillary! Imus referes to that as the
"speech from hell".
Don won an award for that
display of his talent. He was honored on the cover of
Time Magazine as one of the twenty-five most influential
Americans. Neither Howard Stern nor Bill Clinton were
included on that list!
Not too shabby for an
admitted former abuser of cocaine and booze! Now he only
abuses verbally, the influential, rich, and famous on TV
and radio.
Sherman Barnett happens to
live in a town that is progressive enough to have a radio
station that carries the "Imus In The Morning
show", and he became an avid listener.
As a result of the
meeting, who knows what will transpire in the future? It
will be interesting. Stay tuned!!!
Oh yeah, if you can't get
Imus on the radio, try MSNBC on . Don is way out there.
He's so nutty that he bounces off a satellite 22,500
miles away in outerspace! Join the millions of people who
listen and or watch him every weekday morning.
It should be mentioned
that this meeting was arranged by Fred's number one right
hand, Bob Seleman, the only one of the ivory tower crew
at Auto Body Express who ain't certifiably insane.
The End . 

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